Northpole Turds Aloe Soap
This holiday season, elevate the cheer and laughter with our aloe vera Poop Soap! It's the ideal quirky stocking stuffer or a whimsical addition to your holiday gift-giving traditions. Spread joy and amusement as you present this unique soap, adding a playful twist to the festive spirit. Its blend of aloe vera benefits and comical design makes it a standout choice for those seeking a humorous and delightful holiday surprise. Make your celebrations merrier and brighter with this hilarious yet functional novelty soap! Smells great and looks real!
INGREDIENTS
Saponified Oils Including Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Fresh Local Aloe, African Shea Butter, Raw Cocoa Butter, Sustainably Sourced Palm Oil, Castor Oil, Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Lard, Fragrance Oil, Titanium Dioxide and Mica coloring.
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
PLEASE READ ALL INFORMATION REGARDING THIS SELECTION
It is up to you to determine if you are allergic to any of the ingredients since everybody is different. In a perfect world, everyone could use our products but that is not the world we live in.
Please review the ingredients to be sure you are comfortable with all the materials used to create this beautiful bar of soap.
If there is a problem receiving your order, please advise and we will be sure to work with the shipping provider to track it down. If all else fails, we will replace your order so you can enjoy our soaps as much as we do!
We are happy to replace damaged goods if they are severely damaged during their voyage to you. We do not accept refunds but if one of your selections isn't satisfactory to you, we will happily replace it with something of equal or lesser value.
SHIPPING INFO
Orders will be shipped according to the shipping choices you make. Please allow us a couple days to package your products and ship to you. If there are any special request, please advise by sending us a message. We will try to use the most efficient & cost effective shipping method to save both of us money & headaches!
If you live in an area where packages get adopted by people who did not pay for them, please reach out to me so I can add the option to sign for the package or have it held at the post office for pick up. It is our priority that your package arrives directly to enjoy!
We are located in Tucson, AZ so if you are local and would like to pick up, please contact us directly to arrange.
WEIGHT
These turds weigh approximately 1 ounce each. Each bag contains 2 turds.
Please note, real, natural soap contains water that evaporates through the curing process. Our bars usually cure for at least 8 weeks, ensuring as much water is evaporated as possible, leaving a dense, hard bar that will last weeks in the shower.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes.
Warn household to avoid someone throwing away. (or don't and listen for the screech!)
Please be sure to store your bar in a dry area between showers to extend the life of the bar.